C.O.L.O.N.O.S.C.O.P.Y

Not a word I will ever....

 contemplate.... 

facilitate....

or negotiate......!!

My sisters and friends (yes you know who you are)
 gently nudge me telling me now 
that I am over 40 (* way over) that I should get one. 

Along with a mammogram.......

I "crack" (no pun intended) a smile and nod 

(knowing all the time its never gonna happen)

But my "never go to the doctor, pull his own teeth, 
remove his own eye sliver, 
suture his own cuts, 

aka-- ♪♫Dr. John ♪♫Dr.John- ♪♫
♪♫ he's my medicine man♪♫" 
husband will and did.

So when the doctor sat him down 
and told him his colon is clear-
not a polyp anywhere, not even a tiny thing wrong...

it only confirmed my own feelings. (of how these things are useless)

After it was all said and done, he told me ... 

"now dear, don't go posting the pictures of  my 

"innerds, and outerds" all over face book!

I bawked...and said, "No dear, 

certainly you don't think I'd do that!!!

Living up to my promise... I did have a brilliant idea......

I'll just post about it on my blog! HAHA

WARNING.....only proceed to watch the below video  
if you've ever had a colonoscopy

(British humour)its pretty crude ... just like a colonoscopy...