Monday, February 8, 2010

911--CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!!

Being born on
7 FEB 1951
makes you
59 years old.
If you love a round triple layer German Chocolate Cake
with three layers of coconut frosting....
your birthday candles.....
may have to be extra close.......
may create enough fire and smoke to......

SET OFF THE FIRE ALARM!!

and as you get ready to blow
Lincoln may say.....

I'll HUFF
and I'll PUFF
and I'll BLOW YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!


HAPPY B-DAY JOHN !!
and no- thats not 59 candles because they wouldn't fit.
But 22 big candles make the same amount of smoke!


Saturday, February 6, 2010

SMART JOCK- ?AN OXYMORON??


oxymoron (plural oxymora (greek plural)
is a figure of speech that combines two normally contradictory terms.
They appear in a range of contexts,
from inadvertent errors such as
extremely average,
to deliberate puns like
same difference,

Just love the fact that Koltn has enough drive to study on his own.
While most of his Sr. friends are only going to school half days,
he still carries a full load.
He takes accelerated classes and
comes home with a GPA of 3.9. Just shy of a 4.0.
Way to go bud!!
Is saying the words "jock" & "honor roll"
in the same sentence an oxymoron?

Thursday, February 4, 2010

♪♫ Humm♪♫Humm♪♫HUMMUS♪♫

A couple of years ago while having lunch with "the girls"at a Greek restaurant I was given my first taste of hummus..... "mashed chickpeas, blended with tahini, olive oil, lemon juice, salt and garlic. It is a popular food throughout the Middle East"

They were enjoying it so much it was not what I expected. I almost couldn't swallow it. My throat opened as if I was going to vomit in my mouth. (sorry so descriptive) So, I quietly turned my head to the side and used my napkin to remove the dry, chalky, paste from my mouth. My spine shivered and my mind thought NEVER AGAIN!!

hamos, houmous, hommos, hommus, hummos, hummous or humus;
Any way you pronounce it it was
Garbanzo beans mushed up and I wanted no more of it!!

Last week my girlies and I went to the lunch at a different restaurant. Their appetizer of choice again.... HUMMUS!

Conversation-
Them; Oh Bobbi, give it a try.
Me: No I think I'll pass, its just not for me.
Them: But its much better than the other try you had, I promise you'll love it!
Me: Thanks, but no thanks.
Them: Ok-- you're a chicken today!
Me: Ya, I love chicken
Them: But you don't want to be a chicken do you? I thought you were trying new foods that were good for you.
Me: True- but this isn't new to me.
Them: (mockingly) Bah-Bah-BAAAHHKKK!
Me: I smile in return.
Them: Friend gets cracker and spread a insy tinsy bit on the corner.- "Here just a taste"
Picture Me: a scowl- nose turned up--holding my breath-- and opening my mouth!

OH MY- goodness!
Moral of the story-
A friend will know you better in the first minute you meet
than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

It don't come easy- You know it don't come easy!

~remember back~
1970's
{for those of you who can
remember that far back}

Those skinny bell bottom jeans, love beads, peace, and oh the music!!

This was a very popular song--
(click here)
♪♫It don't come easy....
You know it don't come easy!!
..♪♫ got to pay your dues
if you wanna sing the blues,
♪♫
And you know it don't come easy.♪♫

So, I've been thinking...

I'm paying my dues and
for me THERE ARE NO BLUES!!
cause --I'm 18 lbs down in 2 weeks.
and lost 4 inches around my waste
(yes I spelled that wrong because my waist is a waste!)
So today I am singing--
(click here)
♪♫♫ Good Golly Miss Molly
♪♫ Theres a whole lot of SHAKING goin' on! ♪♫
{with just a little less to shake than last month!}

Monday, February 1, 2010

Spring Cleaning and BE ALL I CAN BE!

I PROMISE!!
I am not turning into one of "those" blogs!!
where all they talk about is losing weight and getting healthy,
but right now, it is prevalent in my daily thoughts.
I joined a blog/group called "BE ALL I CAN BE" and am so very excited.
It is not only about becoming more healthy
but it is also about setting and achieving some personal and spiritual goals.
SOMETHING I NEED!
I Have also joined a FREE internet group called SPARK PEOPLE which is totally about nutrition/exercise. It helps you track your eating and exercise habits.
SOMETHING I NEED!

I have also purchased and read the book "Biggest Loser 30 day jump start"
and have been on it for 2 weeks.
SOMETHING I NEED
So in other words, I am spring cleaning
my life,
my health,
my diet,
and my thoughts.
[It is spring cleaning time isn't it?]
You should join me!!
And if you can't join me then
PLEASE WISH ME LUCK!
(thank you Peg for the inspiration to move it and lose it!)

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Momma said.....

Momma said there'd be days like this
there'll be days like this
mamma said......



Jumping through hoops
But today felt a little more like this....
Some days I wish I was back to the simplicity of this....
Am I the only one?

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Goodbye my Friend

Dear Old friend.....
Parting is such sweet sorrow.
We have had so many wonderful times together.
We grew up together sharing a bag of Dorito's after school.
Remember all the fun time's at Lake Texoma?
How about the many times you sat right next to me at the movies?
Or when you really helped me endure the 120° temperatures of AZ?
How about all the nights we stayed up late laughing and working on projects.
You have always been there at my beck and call. No matter if it was 10, 2, or 4!
I can honestly say that our friendship is probably worth a million bucks!
But.....
Its time for me to move on and find a new best friend
This time, for reals, I must say goodbye.
~~~
I wish you the best-
but please
don't come knocking at my door anymore.