With time, women gain weight
because we accumulate so much information
and wisdom in our heads
that when there is no more room,
it distributes out to the rest of our body.
So, we aren't heavy,
we are enormously cultured,
educated,
and happy!
Beginning today-
when I look at my butt in the mirror
I will think
GOOD GRIEF-LOOK HOW SMART I AM!
this girl appears to be a genius!
because we accumulate so much information
and wisdom in our heads
that when there is no more room,
it distributes out to the rest of our body.
So, we aren't heavy,
we are enormously cultured,
educated,
and happy!
Beginning today-
when I look at my butt in the mirror
I will think
GOOD GRIEF-LOOK HOW SMART I AM!
this girl appears to be a genius!
4 comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I soooo agree!
That is great!
I totally agree with that!
This totally made me feel better about myself......LOVE IT!
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